50th Birthday ReceiptBwa ha ha! Found this receipt from four and a half years ago. It’s from my birthday dinner in 2004 where a couple of us were celebrating at Havana Restaurant on The Drive here in Vancouver.

Check out the bill and count the number of alcoholic drinks served. To wit… 2 Balvenie Scotch, 1 Pint Special, 1 Cream Ale Pint, and — wait for it — 32 bottles of Cuban Cristal Lager!

There was food, too, of course, but more than half the bill — $310 without tip! — was for alcohol. Crap!

Perhaps the reason I’d forgotten about this is because I’m still recovering from the hangover! “You have been served.” No shit!








Blue Mosque
Yeah, okay - maybe I’m being a wee bit hypocritical here considering what I said about them in an earlier post, but Gadling picked one of the photos from my Flickr account as their ‘Photo of the Day’ - again. Sweet!

Click the ‘Gadling’ link above to see their original post.

Bizarro

This was too funny not to post!

I’m a big fan of Bizarro cartoons in much the same way I was a big fan of Kliban and Gary Larson’s Far Side. Gary’s “Latte, Jed?” still stands as one of the hands-down funniest single cartoon frames of all time!

These guys belong in a select fraternity. As funny, topical, outrageous, contemporary, smart and at times controversial as any of the best stand-up comedians. Their work was and is droll, witty, inspired and frequently fall down hysterical - always arriving from ‘left field’.

This particular Bizarro cartoon falls distinctly into the political, not to say ‘accurate’ category. It hits both a nerve and a funny bone. Nice work if you can get it!

“I always gagged on the silver spoon.”

- Charles Foster Kane

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A mini rant here. Those of you who have wandered by this blog every once in a while to have a quick look-see, or even spend some quality time perusing the content, might recall that I incorporate some of my favourite links to other sites, just here on the right-hand sidebar. They include a couple of friends’ blogs and a handful of others that I find especially noteworthy.

Well, as of today one of those links has changed.

Gadling is (or rather, was) an excellent source of travel-based material: pointers, tidbits and recommendations from real-world travellers, just like me and many of the people I know. It was well-written, informative, frequently funny and often a source of solid travel data that simply couldn’t be found anywhere else, certainly not in this format.

Sadly, that began to deteriorate about six months ago. It has recently devolved into a poorly-written, badly-edited screed that looks and reads as if it were being managed by a twelve-year old bully with Bill O’Reilly syndrome (”WE’LL DO IT LIVE!”). It has become nothing more than a hobbled shadow of its former self. But there’s more (or less, depending on how you see it).

In the past few weeks there have been many posts to Gadling that were not only severely off-topic, but xenophobic and in at least two instances hurtful - all written by the same person (who shall remain nameless). I weighed-in on these posts and posted my comments along with a number of friends who agreed and did the same, plus many others from all over the world. The response from Gadling (parent: AOL) was not only to ban one of the commenters from the site (and possibly others), but to eradicate their comments as well. It’s as if they and their comments never existed - they were ‘disappeared’.

Just this morning Gadling sent an e-mail to this person suggesting that the ‘Comments’ section was not the place to comment on the content of a blog entry or the way in which it’s written. BULLSHIT! That’s why it’s called a ‘Comments’ section - it is the very reason for it. The point of the exercise was to be as public about the comments (and the outrage) as possible, not to have it lie in some weak editor’s virtual in-box.

And lest anyone think that this was the reaction of one, maybe two responders (myself included), one particular post that clearly struck a nerve garnered over 400 responses, dozens of which took this writer to task for the very same poorly considered and badly written content.

There’s a sadness at losing a great travel website to amateurish hacks. There’s precious little really good travel writing online or even through newspapers and periodicals these days, and Gadling was a breath of fresh air. Finding new and engaging material posted several times a day (often MANY times), was great - you never knew where the next ‘adventure’ was coming from. Yes, there are good writers submitting to Gadling, quite a few actually. But they seem few and far between when compared to the prolific output of the others. The only upside to this deterioration is that all those terrific articles that USED to populate the site are searchable in their database.

But this is more than just ‘loss.’ The one particular Gadling writer is not alone - there are others. The level of quality writing — never mind the horrid grammar, spelling and geographical errors — is quite astonishing when compared to what it was six months ago, even four. The meanspiritedness, and even outright callousness of some of the posts (like this one) often alternates between being jingoistic and misanthropic. The hackneyed editorial guidelines that allow these kinds of jaw-dropping and often off-topic posts to be submitted for vetting is one thing, but the editorial direction that allows them to be published is quite another. Add to that the squelching and censorship that parades as ‘reaction’ by those same editor(s) when people don’t agree with what’s been said, and you have a vile stew of a publishing venture that appears to operate on a “I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I…?” set of rules.

Gadling wasn’t and isn’t some basement-level grade school ‘current affairs’ project. It was and is a professional travel writing website with advertising and investors that generates revenue from the uniques, the bookmarks and the links of interested eyeballs - yours and mine. If website ventures — especially ones that are owned and operated by larger media companies — wish to be considered competitive in the grander scheme of things (and the so-called ‘blogosphere’ has certainly had a significant impact on the more traditional forms of media), then they have to be held to similar ideals and expectations. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.

People are fond of saying that the Internet is in its infancy - it is not. This September marks the tenth anniversary of the launch of Google as a search engine - an event that quite literally changed the way the Internet worked, certainly how we all used it. YouTube is barely three years old and I doubt anyone would debate the impact it has had on everything during that short period of time. It’s taken a while, but most of us have come to accept the fact that there is no such thing as the next ‘killer app’. The Internet IS the next killer app - always has been, always will be.

With the worldwide decrease in newspaper and magazine circulation; the catastrophic drop in television ratings; the consolidation of media outlets across all strands; and with the impact all of this continues to have on associated staff cuts, bureau closures and advertising revenues, good or bad, like it or not, the Internet increasingly has become the ’source’ the world turns to. This is the world in which Gadling, and all other websites of its ilk, operate.

Maybe some day soon the geniuses at Gadling will wake up and realize that the billowing smoke and burning stench is emanating from their own bridges.

End of rant.

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.”

- Peter Sellers as President Merkin Muffley in Dr. Strangelove

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(* Please note: The original upload of this post included a YouTube video of the Al Gore speech referenced here. However, that video link came with an ‘undocumented feature’ - a virus of some sort. It knocked out this post in its entirety at first, then, after a migration to new servers corrupted the entire blog. After some trial and error, and no small amount of debugging, the video link was found to be the cause. It has been removed.)

James and GeorgeIn 1992 filmmakers D.A. Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus were given unprecedented access to the inner workings of a political campaign as it unfolded toward election day. That campaign was the team of Clinton/Gore pitted against the re-election of Bush/Quayle (remember Dan Quayle?), and that election put Bill and Al in the White House for eight years.

Released in 1993, this Oscar-nominated documentary bore cinematic witness to the ’secret’ machinations of a presidential candidate’s quest for office and quickly found a worldwide audience. It was followed by distribution success that kept it on the college and independent cinema track for years. This was nothing new for Pennebaker as many of his docs have been received with similar success.

I watched it again last night for the first time since it was released fifteen years ago. Considering what’s happening on the Democratic front these days with both Hillary and Barack — the former on the verge of moving aside and the latter on the verge of ‘movin’ on up’ — this film is worth another look, for two reasons.

One, the comparison of then versus now. The ideals, talking points and issues at play are the same today as they were then. Does that mean that nothing’s changed? Does it mean that Clinton really didn’t impact Washington that much during his tenure? It’s a wonderful film to watch in present-day context, because it makes you wonder if Obama is going through the same maze of deflections, reflections and deceptions. It made me wonder if Obama really can make the difference this time. It reallymade me wonder if he and his handlers hadn’t watched this documentary and treated it as a sort of political Rosetta Stone in plotting their own course toward 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Watching the Ragin’ Cajun, James Carville, Clinton’s right-hand man during the 1992 campaign (Obama recently referred to him as nothing more than “…a performance artist…”), and George Stephanopoulos who was the campaign’s communications director, and who is now with ABC News, juggle thoughts and ideas and plot attacks on rivals is insightful and, at times, downright hilarious (don’t you just love run-on sentences?!)

The second reason is Al Gore. Although I had seen this doc before as I said, I’d forgotten how magnetic and impressive Al Gore could be. In fact, the one thing I came away with on this viewing was the speech he gave during a whistle-stop late in the campaign and mere days before the election. He captivates the crowd with his now-famous ‘up and down’ description of the economy, jobs, housing, trade, and policies both foreign and otherwise. The look on the beaming faces of Bill and Hillary Clinton as they listen on say it all - we made the right choice for running mate. The result is very reminiscent of Obama’s crowd-pleasing ‘yes we can’ Gregorian-like chant.

(* This was where the original YouTube video was placed.)

Where was THAT speech during his 2000 run at the presidency?! And who will be Obama’s choice for Veep…?

As the race for ’super-sized’ delegates continues it’s Bataan Death March (as Jon Stewart calls it), the battle lines between both presumptive pre-convention candidates, Obama and McCain, are being drawn… likely with pencils that have BIG erasers on the end!

Seems like deja vu all over again!

IcebergI’ve rarely linked to anyone else’s site on this blog, at least not as a direct invitation to visit another’s venture. I’m quite careful of doing that lest I piss someone off with someone else’s offensive material - I’m quite offensive all by myself, thank you very much. But this particular site is so awesome, so awe-inspiring (and not at all redundant), especially if you’re a photographer, or even just an appreciator of excellent photography, that I had to share it.

That’s why blogs are so important, and not just ego-massaging tools (yes, I count myself in that category… among other categories… but that’s another category!) No, they can occasionally provide endless hours of fascination whether through reading, watching or just plain staring at beautiful pictures.

This URL links to just such a site… well, a particular PAGE within the site - the rest you can wander through at your own discretion.

If you’ve ever been fascinated by Shipwrecks and Sea Disasters — the filename under which these photos can be found — then you’re in for a special treat.

The word ‘WOW’ comes to mind… several times!

More photo uploads to the Flickr account. Mostly Hawaii from a recent business trip, but also some others - Alexandria, Egypt from my cruise last year, for instance. Photos should be coming fast and furious over the next few weeks as I work through my backlog.

The book continues, but at the moment our agent is prostituting herself presenting herself to prospective publishers at the London Book Fair. Then she’s off to New York to continue the process.

As usual, the Flickrus link in the above right will take you to the pretty pictures. More later….

Just because I’m not writing on this blog as much as I need to be (or should be), doesn’t mean I can’t post photos.

Click on FLICKRUS above right for new pix.

“I have not been afraid of excess: excess on occasion is exhilarating.
It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of habit.”

- W. Somerset Maugham

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Television journalist Linda Ellerbee used it as a sign-off during the latenight run of her news program, NBC News Overnight in the early 1980s. She borrowed it from author Kurt Vonnegut who used the phrase extensively, uttered and thought by his doppleganger Billy Pilgrim in Slaughterhouse-Five.

Things change, life evolves, the world continues to spin. And so it goes.

In looking at the date of my last entry — October 2007…?! — I realize just how busy, crazy and undisciplined the past four months have been.

The book does occupy most of my time and will continue to do so over the coming year, a consequence of researching and writing the dramatic biography of a woman who few people (damn few!) have even heard of. The wait will be worthwhile, I promise you - she’s amazing!

As a bitter winter slowly turns to spring out here on the west coast I will continue to research and write. Completion of my latest (and last for some time no doubt) documentary will also require my attention, likely until May. But the shift has begun and the scattered gonzo mindset of documentary filmmaking is giving way to the solitary disciplined nature of book writing. It’s not a ‘nature’ that’s in my… well… nature, scattered gonzo that I am. But I’m adapting.

I have many things I wish to say, several thoughts stuck in my craw, and a handful of rants to unleash. I mean it’s primary season - you go Obama! I live for this shit! But they must wait. Relegated to the back burner until some future moment when they burst forth. Likely due to writer’s block on the book project - hey, I gotta write something!

This is not farewell, or goodbye or even sayonara. It’s just a post to put everyone on notice that evidence of a notable lack of input from me on this site will continue. Perhaps for awhile.

Be of good cheer, the universe is unfolding as it should.

And so it goes….

“We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.”

- Little Gidding, T.S. Eliot

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TV SetI’m sick of television. There, I’ve said it.

Back in January I wrote a piece on this blog about where I was — where I thought I was — in my life, professionally and personally. It was entitled, The Game’s Afoot! - read it again if you like.

As the year slowly comes to a close, chronologically speaking, I continue to find myself sitting on the career fence of confusion ten months on. Maybe not confusion so much as indecision. The stop-in-for-breakfast, maybe-have-that-second-cup-of-coffee, maybe-not, kind of indecision.

Twice this year I’ve cancelled my cablevision, the most recent time just last month. I don’t miss it. I used to have every channel under the sun, now it’s just basic plus a few HiDef channels to keep my interest and tease me every so slightly. On the odd occasion when I actually attempt to watch TV, I still find myself using the remote like a robot with Parkinsons - click, click, click, click, click. Nuthin’ on.

But here’s the really interesting part… it’s not just the lack of desire in WATCHING television, I have no interest in MAKING television any more. I simply don’t care. (more…)

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